|Roses Are Red.
Violets Are Blue.
I Have A Gun.
Get In The Van.
|person 1:||i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads|
|person 2:||what? why?|
|person 1:||they have to put up with twice the dad jokes|
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON